You wanna talk about names?
It says something about how boring my name is that you use my name when we go to restaurants. Let’s face it, we’re both actually named Laura. That’s all anyone in the world will ever hear when we tell them. We might as well accept our new names.
Hahah, I knew you were going to throw that in my face. I don’t use your name because it’s “boring” I use it because it’s a name that people have heard before in their life. We stand a better chance of them understanding Lauren than Alora.
Also, I know you’ve got your reasons for disliking Bird, but just FYI… I like it. I think it’s a pretty cool last name, though admittedly that might be because I have an unnecessarily complicated last name.
But my point is… it could be worse. You could have a first AND last name that no one has ever heard of and has no hope of spelling ever.
Lauren Bird > Alora Lanzillotta